NEWS

Eyes on the suspect.

   In-game events, speculation, and updates

07.01.26

   HORRIBLE NEWS!!!!!!!

It seems... they took away the "Get Coyle Stuck On the Cafeteria Table" glitch.......

What the actual fuck am I supposed to do now???

:(

06.26.26

   This year's Prime Time event revealed this teaser image on the in-game defective TVs! (As well as a seperate teaster of a possible new ex-pop.)

   Most likely this means that Coyle will have a new trial soon enough! Him, Mother Gooseberry, and Franco are the original 3 Prime Assets in the game, and so far Coyle is the only one out of the three that has only 2 trials.

   I will be shocked if this ends up not being the case!!